What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 07:10

So they tried
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Can you tell me something about yourself?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
How can I get thousands of likes on TikTok?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
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Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
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So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Then came..
share office space ...
No go.