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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 07:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

Can you tell me something about yourself?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

A particle from the farthest reaches of the universe has been detected at the bottom of the Mediterranean Sea. - Farmingdale Observer

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

How can I get thousands of likes on TikTok?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Woman suing Costco after alleged severe store-related injury - MyNorthwest.com

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Pediatrician Reveals 1 Food She Wants More Parents to Feed Kids - TODAY.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Measles Case: Visitors To Mahopac Restaurant May Have Been Exposed, Officials Warn - dailyvoice.com

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

UNC Botches Lead, Falls to Arizona in Super Regional Rubber Match - 247Sports

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

NHS first in world to roll out ‘revolutionary’ blood test for cancer patients - NHS England

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

China's electric cars are cheaper, but is there a deeper cost? - BBC

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

Top Red Sox prospect Roman Anthony hits 497-foot grand slam, longer than any HR in MLB this season - Yahoo Sports

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Bank of Japan leaves interest rate unadjusted at 0.5% as expected - FXStreet

Then came..

share office space ...

No go.